The following section is reprinted from the 'School Stoppers Textbook',
a small section of the 'How to Revolt
Handbook', the fourth book of.... 'The Blacklisted News', available
for 13 bucks from the Youth International
Party (Yippies). OK here we go . . . 81 ways to trash your school.
Liberate your life -- smash your school! The public schools are slowly
killing every kid in them, stifling their
creativity and individuality making them into non-persons. If you are
a victim of this one of the things you can do
is fight back.
This chapter is not written for people who are not yet sure whether
school is good or bad. It is written for
students that realize the way that compulsory education and grades
destroy the natural curiosity so many
children feel ... who realize how the tracking system keeps the
poor people and minorities in our society on the
bottom while keeping the rich and powerful on the top ... who realize
the danger of teaching complete
obedience to authority and who are fed up with the racism and sexism
in schools. It is written for students who
have 'gone through channels' trying to correct these problems and
who are tired of helplessly waiting while the
schools destroy more and more minds each day. It is written for
young people who realize that because they are
trapped in school they don't have a chance to learn what they need
to know to create a free and good life.
Before trying any of the ideas in here you should think about the effect
they will have in view of the situation in
your particular area. Not all of them will be effective at all times
in all areas. If you think of other ideas please
send them to us so we can print them in future editions. (YIP address
is same as Overthrow mag. in general
section -sysop II)
--------------- WHAT YOU CAN DO ---------------
now have about half an hour to fill locks, door jambs, etc. before
glue hardens. If you can't get the epoxy glue
and syringe a tube of airplane cement can also be used although it
is not as permanent.
them you have to do it because school is so horrible.
up their phone for as long as yours is off the hook.
crater on the front lawn. When the ecology freaks complain ask them
where they were when the U.S. was doing
the same thing to Indochina.
a keypunch machine or a screwdriver. Then switch the cards with others
wherever they are stored. If you can
figure out the code the cards are punched by this has even more possibilities.
You can often be just as effective
without actually repunching the cards by redistributing them a few
days after you collect them (particularly when
they're used for attendence).
administrators before enrollment day.
not to walk through the hall or 'you might step on it'.
the code. For example, dye your hair green with food coloring.
functions.
come and take the criminals into custody. (This would be an excellent guerilla theatre action).
duplicating room, layout equipment from the art and drafting departments,
tools from the wood shop, and light
bulbs from the sockets. Give them to a needy movement group.
the head of some matches and will ignite them when it burns down that
far. Then loosly crumple paper around
the matches and cigarettes so that they are hidden. Toss it in a wastebasket
or any other area with a lot of
papers preferrably in the office. It takes about 5 minutes to ignite
-- by then you can be on the other side of the
building. Practice this at home before trying it.
harmless -- make sure you get that kind) will make you vomit. Do so
all over his carpet, desk, clothing, etc. then
apologize profusely.
out what to do with that then you shouldn't be reading this.
cleared school buildings for days.
that the rectangles can be pushed up) you can put a dead fish -- or
anything else -- above them. Or put it into
empty lockers and glue them shut.
make it available to students.
teachers' mailboxes. Eventually they'll never know what to believe.
white paper and either xerox or print up a bunch of copies. Forge when
useful. (When getting started you might
put a piece of carbon paper under the signature with the carbon paper
facing down on what you want signed.
Then trace over the name with a steady relaxed hand. Practice makes
perfect.)
courage. Then write your favorite slogans on walls, sidewalks, blackboards,
etc. If you are a perfectionist you
can make a stencil, but that limits the size of what you can do. WEAR
GLOVES or you will certainly get tell-tale
paint on your spraying finger.
numbers and distribute it. Now students can call up at any time and
reprimand them -- 3:00 AM for example.
Also you could order them pizzas ... plumbers ... think big!
day and wait until the janitor leaves (know in advance what time that
is), or come in later at night and either force
your way through the door, find an open window, or break a window (see
Monroe Mindfuck). If you use the latter
method do it a few hours or days in advance so you don't get caught
if it attracts attention. Be careful not to
leave fingerprints -- wear gloves all the time if possible. Once inside
make sure the walls will light well by placing
loose paper or wood around them, or squirting lighter fluid, kerosene,
or gasoline onto them. If a lot of burnable
boxes are stacked in one area spread them around. Start the fire from
the inside of the building so it will take
longer before it can be seen from the windows. Make sure the fire has
a way to travel from one burnable area to
another. Of course you should wear dark clothes and know exactly where
you are going when you split.
choosing before the assembly. A little imagination on your part will make for an unforgettable day.
to help yourself.
gas tank.
with extras for people who forget. Tie your thread onto something and
pass the spools around till you run out,
winding thread around everything. (It is best to pick on one of your
more dullwitted teachers for this one). Expalin
that you did it in the name of art.
and joke shops) in a gelatin capsule and flush down a toilet or sink.
Calcium Carbide reacts violently with water,
quickly producing large amounts of HIGHLY FLAMMABLE gas and bursting
pipes, etc. as soon as the water
dissolves the capsule.
with different teachers.
amounts of toilet paper, etc. Then build an ark.
wires with a switch between them. Plug it in, turn the switch on, and
you've blown a fuse. Turn it off, pull it out,
and try another. You don't have to use the switch, but if you don't
sometimes the current will arc and weld the
plug to the socket.
going away party for a teacher who isn't really leaving.
stand up and read the correct answers for as long as possible. When
they're finished or silenced have
someone else stand up and do the same thing. The test results will
be worthless and it will have to be given over
at great cost to the school.
lower the flag that's already up replace it with your flag and cut
the rope about a foot below where the flag is
attached. Then tie a slip knot around the other end of the rope that
is hanging down to raise the flag. At this
point there is no way your flag can be lowered without someone climbing
up the flagpole.
minutes then close and lock the lockers.
administration tries to punish you telephone your local radio stations
and patriotic groups and complain that
your school is being run by pinkos.
day.
too much heat. Find the sensors and hold up a match to them.
them around.
and publicize them to students, faculty, school board, and community.
education of you and your class.
floor window. Mumble 'Fred dared him' or 'Maybe it was LSD.'
items (C.O.D. of course).
the food did it'.
radio station. Play on!
noose. Pin notes on it like 'Weatherbee in '73.' To add realism put
holes in the body then let dilute ketchup
trickle down.
or papers.
where the cord comes out of the handset or in the part where you hear.
If the intercom just has a speaker, put
the magnet near or on one of the electrical connections of the speaker.
In either case it will short out the system.
It may take weeks for them to find the trouble.
principal tries to open the door in the morning it will have a slightly
crushing effect.